- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.